WHO IS BUYING ME THIS?!???

WHO IS BUYING ME THIS?!???

minajeslay:

#Anaconda comes out 7/28/14 on iTunes. Oh my god! Can’t wait. (@nickiminaj) #NickiMinaj

minajeslay:

#Anaconda comes out 7/28/14 on iTunes. Oh my god! Can’t wait. (@nickiminaj) #NickiMinaj


When I came out he was the first person to accept me. Everyone was like “I don’t know how to feel about it” and my grandpa, the most perfect man alive, was like “What the fuck are you talking about? He’s your family there’s nothing to be confused about.” 

When I came out he was the first person to accept me. Everyone was like “I don’t know how to feel about it” and my grandpa, the most perfect man alive, was like “What the fuck are you talking about? He’s your family there’s nothing to be confused about.” 

What bad pun will the announcer make tonight?

mrbritneyhaynes:

Find out right now on Biiiiig Brrrrother!

Trey Songz - Touchin, Lovin (Nicki Minaj)
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xorecklesslyyoung:

Touchin, Love (Nicki Minaj) x Trey Songz

"I said real niggas let real bitches cum first; and real bitches been bad bitches from birth"

I legit have a best friend that calls up one of our local liquor stores and lets him know what nips to put in the fridge for her to go pick up later on so she dont have to buy them warm.

That is what the fuck ya call service.

pettycoatts:

warpaintbarbie:

The stans only been saying it for weeks

Tbh I don’t really see it. They look nothing alike lol

I think its just their eyes, brittanys got a weird ass head shape. #noshade

pettycoatts:

warpaintbarbie:

The stans only been saying it for weeks

Tbh I don’t really see it. They look nothing alike lol

I think its just their eyes, brittanys got a weird ass head shape. #noshade

kingrances:

"What have you been up to, donny? Besides being superman to Jocasta?"
"Well, that was the highlight of my day. I’m kind of turnt up."

kingrances:

"What have you been up to, donny? Besides being superman to Jocasta?"

"Well, that was the highlight of my day. I’m kind of turnt up."

Derrick: Sorry to interrupt, did you eat the last piece of ham?

Donny: That was the last piece.